Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Product Placement

The Duck (TM) Duct-Tape Company recently announced their new product placement advertising contract with NASA. Company spokeman Alec Baldwin, speaking for the entire world, said "We saw this as an opportunity to promote the image that duct tape can fix anything. NASA promised that they could arrange for something to break so that it could be fixed in orbit, with a clearly visible strip of Duck (TM) brand Duct Tape."

NASA astronauts expressed relief that no tiles on the Shuttle's heat shield appeared to be damaged.

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