So I was walking past a TV and saw just enough of the football game to know that Chicago was beating New Orleans in a slight snow flurry.
And my first thought was: Where is FEMA?
Snow flurries in Chicago in January certainly constitutes a natural disaster, probably caused by global warming resulting from Republicans driving SUVs. And President Bush was far too slow getting FEMA on the scene to deal with the catastrophe. If there was ever any doubt that there is a conspiracy against New Orleans, this surely puts it to rest.