I was a bit confused when I heard the news reports that Anna Nicole Smith had died.
I thought that OJ Simpson killed her about fifteen years ago.
To tell you the truth, I can't keep all of these pop-culture trash celebrities straight. Exactly who is Anna Nicole Smith? And why should we all be interested in the fact that she is dead? As near as I can tell, more than five thousand people died in America yesterday. Why should her death stand out as newsworthy?
What has she accomplished in her life to deserve the storm of media attention?
I racked my brain to recall anything at all about her.
Was she the one who went on a drunken binge, neglecting her kids as she had wild drug-ridden parties? Maybe, but that doesn't narrow it down much. That describes most of the pop-culture world.
There was something about a pop icon running around without any panties. Was that her?
She doesn't share a name with a hotel chain or a city in Europe, so that claim to fame doesn't apply to her either.
Plastic, artificially enhanced, over-made-up bleached blondes with screwed up personal lives are a dime a dozen. Why not instead report on someone who has improved the world by their own personal sacrifice. You don't even have to wait until that person dies.